IMPORTANT: No trade tariffs or economic sanctions on Audio Issues
Now that we’re looking down the barrel of the rollercoaster of an international trade-war, I wanted to make a statement from the Icelandic Embassy of Audio Issues.
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“I, Björgvin Benediktsson, rightful ruler of the dominion of Audio Issues, a descendant of the Vikings, eternal student of audio education and an all-around fun guy, heretofore declare that no Audio Issues product will be affected by the forthcoming economic trade war of nations.
All audio students, of any nation and any punk rock hair color, and regardless of which ’90s pop hit they shamefully listen to in secret, will now, in the past, and forevermore enjoy the privilege of low-cost audio tips to improve their skills.
We hope that our brethren, of all creeds (even those who still somehow like Creed), will stand with us in our mission to abolish the unnecessary incurring of debt through the raising of audio school tuition.
We hereby write our promise in the internet blood of ones and zeros and will continue to offer the tome of knowledge, Step By Step Mixing: How to Create Great Mixes Using Only 5 Plug-ins, at the non-tariffed, high-value and negligible cost price of the tiny sum of a mere 4.99 United Statesian Shillings.
May Thor bless the Flying Spaghetti Monster of the Internet. Thank you.
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