The High Cost of Igloo Maintenance
Contrary to what people might think, we don’t all live in igloos in Iceland.
It’s only the really rich bankers we didn’t jail who can afford the maintenance costs.
The rest of us in the middle class had to make do with our turf houses from the Viking era.
Igloos are annoying honestly. They’re really frustrating to take care of.
The standard Igloo is a two-story mansion and they only sell them in the winter time.
The sleazy igloo salesmen fail to disclose that they melt down to one story in the summertime.
There was a class-action lawsuit in the eighties but all it really did was let the middle-class public know that they couldn’t afford them.
The upside was that some bricklayers and masons created an entire new industry of Igloo-maintenance.
“Barry, Larry and Gerry, the Iglooscapers” were the best ones. I’d sing you the jingle but you wouldn’t know it.
With climate change increasing, this just became a way of life.
If you wanted a two-story igloo with a fancy TV room and a master bedroom on the second floor, you simply had to deal with the fact that you had to sleep in the guest bedroom and play outside during the summer.
Another thing that’s going to melt away tomorrow is my 82% discount on my Ultimate Birthday Bundle.
A lot of people have been jumping on the deal because I rarely discount my products in such a huge way.
If you’re reading this, I’m guessing you haven’t got around to taking me up on the deal yet?
That’s cool. I totally understand. Before you make your mind up, why don’t you at least check out the things that are included in the Ultimate Birthday Bundle?
If you think the materials will help you the same way they’ve helped thousands of other home studio musicians, project studio engineers, and bedroom producers, then it’s a no-brainer to grab it at the discounted price.
If you don’t think the bundle will help, then no worries.
However, the deal does end tomorrow night so make sure you decide before then.